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Friday, May 12, 2006

Hey today is vesak day but it'll be ending in like a few hours time. Really stupid but i fell sick last night till today morning. Every weekday i wake up hoping i feel sick so can skip sch n the one day tt i really do its on a public holiday!!!
N i also realise something else SBS has been charging me adult fare since 1st of may. ARgh!! n i only realise it like yesterday n worst still i always nv tap my card when i alight caz i thought the 45 cents will be deducted automatically. Caz my is under giro so i must go update my card. SBS and MRt r cheaters man. my mom called them n apparently they say they pasted posters n mrt to inform us. Hu so free to go n see lah. Haiz now my father is gg 2 write a complain letter to get the money back.Imagine all thosed extra money i paid when i only take like 3 stops to reach sch.
Studies wise i think i am pretty dead. Everything is killing me. I duno how i can do any test without my precious notes.. SUre fail one.
As promise here r two jokes this time round.

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischevious. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response. So the clergyman repeated the question more sternly, "Where is God?!?"

Once again, the boy made no attempt to respond, sitting with his mouth open and eyes wide. The clergyman shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We're in BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think WE did it!"
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A blonde went to the doctor's office and the doctor said "How did you get a hole in your left hand?" The blonde replied, "I wanted to commit suicide so I took a gun and put it up to my chest, but then I thought'This will mess up my $3,000 boob job' So I put the gun up to my nose and thought 'This will mess up my $2,000 nose reconstruction.' So then I decided to put the gun to my ear. Now I'm afraid of noises so I put my left hand up to my other ear and pulled the trigger."