Saturday, February 03, 2007
Hey! Yaya i made it to the page. the new sign in name is really complicated man. anyway pretty inspire to blog after seeing new enteries. think i am getting rusty at blogging dun really noe wat to type.
Was pretty shock at wat fl was feeling at the airport. Switching places was not really a big deal lah just tt must move my stuff. but anyway i enjoyed the bigger table space avaliable. "depriving yl n mic of their share of fun" huh where did tt come frm? seriously it was ok. had not a single clue u felt tt way n i thought u were being emo caz u thought we didnt want to sit with u. gd thing u didnt cry though caz i would be like wat the hell is wrong? haha.
I guess my new fav thing about hanging with u guys is i can play bridge! its such a fun game man must think but also must have luck. cant wait to extent my pretty good streak so far. Agnes gotto jia you man if not nobody wanna partner u 4ever.
Cant wait for CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! The new clothes n everything yaya. so r we doing the house to house visit again? I would prefer just chilling at one person or few person house playing majong or bridge. duno bout u guys.
Breeding Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable?'"The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde.The word's big.She'll read it very slowly...com-for-da-bull."Pretty lame lah but the best joke i could find.
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- yanling
